I can't believe this one.

Every semester I receive countless emails from students, most of them asking if they can add my class, a lot of them are excuses why they weren't at class. Then there are always students asking strange questions - just some really funny stuff. Joe says I need to save them all and publish them some day, you really can't make stuff up like the things people write to me. Today after I read this particular one, I thought, "A new idea for my blog" I am going to post this stuff because it is just too funny to keep all to myself. Don't worry, I will omit the last names to protect the innocent and extremely stupid.

Here it is:


My name is Aubrey xxxxxx. I would love to take your ESS 100 class for the summer semester but none of the times work for me. I know that you are very busy but I thought I would ask anyway. I was woundering if maybe you can teach another one on Mondays and Wednesdays.
Thank You

Aubrey